Making contact

Dear character:
After that shocking thing happened, you appear way too happy about it. Stop it. You really aren’t. In fact, one of these days you’re going to find out how really unhappy you are and then, well, guess what? Things are going to get ugly. So prepare now.
Signed,
Author

Dear other character:
you are way too amused about the whole situation. I mean, talk about gallows humor.
Signed,
Author

Dear Max:
What the hell do you think you’re doing?
Signed,
Me