Making contact
Dear character:
After that shocking thing happened, you appear way too happy about it. Stop it. You really aren’t. In fact, one of these days you’re going to find out how really unhappy you are and then, well, guess what? Things are going to get ugly. So prepare now.
Signed,
Author
Dear other character:
you are way too amused about the whole situation. I mean, talk about gallows humor.
Signed,
Author
Dear Max:
What the hell do you think you’re doing?
Signed,
Me