No. Dishes do not magically wash themselves

Boy: Mom, we’re all out of clean spoons.
Me: So wash some.
Boy: Could we use forks?
Me: Use spoons. Wash them.
Boy: *confused*
Me: take the sponge, put soap on it, wash.
Boy: But they’re all in the dishwasher
Me: And?
Boy: This is disgusting
Me: *rolls eyes*

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