household conversations

Boy: Girl is taking forever to get dressed.

Me: Well, it’s not forever. I mean, forever is infinite, so you can’t really know it’s forever until forever is over, unless she shows up first.

Boy: It’s a metaphor.

Man: I’ve never met a four.

Me: I’ve met twos, though.

Boy: It’s a figure of speech. And an idiom.

Boy wins.